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Modern.Family.S03E05.720p.HDTV.x264-ORENJI 

Hit and Run
Cameron can't control his rage when he sees a dad bringing two young kids to a movie filled with gratuitous violence. As it turns out, Cam and Mitch took a seat in the wrong theater. The dad and his kids are there to see The Muppet Movie. In Cam's defense, Miss Piggy can get pretty violent with all those karate chops. HI-YA!

BAM! The guys are rear-ended on their way home from the movies. The other driver admits fault moments before speeding away. It's a hit and run! Cameron wants to chase the hooligan down, but Mitchell has the car keys. He plays it safe by calling the police as Cam goes after the felon on foot. As you may have guessed, the guygets away.

Claire Dunphy is running for town council. Her opponent is none other than Duane Bailey, the jerky guy who wouldn't give her a stop sign in "Door to Door." A political campaign takes time and commitment. That means Phil will have to step things up at home with the kids. No problem, right?
 
Phil's on duty when Luke comes in with a nasty scrape on his arm. While trying to treat the wound, Phil accidentally belts his boy in the eye. Then he accidentally gives Alex some allergy medicine that makes her super drowsy. Phil's rough day is only going to get worse once he finds out what's happening with Haley. More on that in a moment.

Claire sees her political nemesis while registering to run for office. Duane is as smarmy as ever as he does his best to intimidate Claire. She's about to give the guy a piece of her mind when the phone rings. Haleyis in trouble. She collected $900 from her friends to score some fake IDs from a guy who swiped the cash. Claire's rebuttal to Duane's condescending remarks will just have to wait until the debates.